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Chuck Norris Java Facts:

1- Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.

2- Chuck Norris doesn't deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.

3- Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.

4- Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

5- Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application ontaining lots of icons of human skulls.

6- Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it. Twice.

7- A synchronize doesn't protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.

8- Chuck Norris doesn't use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.

9- Chuck Norris' java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun's labs killing 37 people.

10- When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.

11- The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.

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